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Should all furniture have the same rights as kitchen tables?

Thanks for answers. Live a bit, laugh a bit, love a bit. Thank Buddha there are a few people with "absurdist" senses of humor. Sometimes it seems the only way to make any sense of the planet is to think irrationally for a bit. Besides, it's a GREAT exercise in creativity. The problem with having a colorful imagination is that you have to control it or you end up like certain people who think they've been abducted by aliens. Talk about living in hell. Don't tell anybody ... bu they were ten feet tall and had horrible cases of halitosis. And the probes! Let's not go there. Thanks for typing. I wish I could edit that typo in the previous paragraph. And that one... two mistakes I can't change... and I thought change was supposed to be good!

Public Comments

1. I did not know furniture had rights at all. I figured to have rights, something needs to be alive, not an inanimate object.... but to each his own. If you want to champion equal rights for home furniture, more power to ya.
2. I think so. You know, they're often treated so nicely... The main course of the meal, the heart of the home. Everything else is just something to set something on. It's sad, isn't it... I think I shall have new respect for my couch from now on. Thank you for enlightening me ^^.
3. No - the wicker dining room set and the wicker couch also known as the Abu Ghraib set should be placed in the garage under low light and tortured for months on end by cobwebs and mouse droppings. We would also classify any beanbag chairs, futons and stained mattresses as enemy combatants.